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Meryl Stryfe, at your service!

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dedoink: (Grog 65)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-21 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Bye!

[ Aaaaand then he hangs up. Guess that conversation's over.


And then, a few days later, an oddly-shaped package haphazardly stuffed into a gift bag with some crumpled up tissue paper shows up outside Meryl's castle with a note in what looks like a child's handwriting reading: FOR MERREL, FRUM GROG. Inside the bag is some stationery supplies that Grog purchased at one of the shops in town, including a fuzzy journal for all her journalist-ing, and several clicky pens with funny-looking heads on top, that all write in colorful glitter ink. There's a little note card included (which Grog asked someone else to help him write) advising that all the supplies came highly recommended by the wizard who co-owns the shop, and that if Meryl ever needs more, she should go there and ask for Jimothy.

(He may have gotten Elias and his kookaburra familiar Jimothy confused.) ]
dedoink: (Grog O3 52)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
You like them?

[ Grog's voice is excited, like a puppy who's been told he's being a very good boy. ]

They oughta be good for writin', I tested the inks an' everything.
dedoink: (08)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cue Grog squinting at the tiny screen. ]

Ooh! What building is that?
dedoink: (Grog 151)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-30 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Publishing?

[ He knows what a "pub" is. But he's pretty sure the town's already got one of those, and he doesn't see what it has to do with stories. Apart from telling them over a few rounds of ale. ]

What's a newsletter?
dedoink: (Ge1 053)

[personal profile] dedoink 2024-01-08 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
So, it's like a real short book? That sounds like my kinda readin'! Are there pictures, too?
dedoink: (Grog 057; Pike)

[personal profile] dedoink 2024-01-14 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Books're always better with pictures! When ya look at a picture, ya know exactly what yer lookin' at. With words, ya gotta sound 'em out and then use yer brain to know what it's talkin' about.
dedoink: (LoVM s2 146)

[personal profile] dedoink 2024-01-16 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yer really nice, Meryl. Anybody ever tell ya that before?
dedoink: (Grog S2 24)

[personal profile] dedoink 2024-01-28 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Stubborn ain't a bad thing! I've won loads o' fights just by bein' stubborn.

[ Started a bunch of fights that way, too. ]
dedoink: (beard hey!)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
NO SLEEVS ?
I KAN DO THAT
AND MY FRENS AR BAYKRS TO SO THAY KAN HELP ME MAYK A KAYK !
dedoink: (Ge1 053)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, thank the gods... Writing is still so hard. Just talking is much easier. ]

No, if I forget, I can make my Oracle lady read it to me.

[ Text to speech is his friend... Though he may be under the impression that there's a magic lady who lives inside his Oracle who is reading his texts to him. ]
dedoink: (Grog O3 52)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
You've already been a big help! I would'nt've known anything about the guy if you hadn't done your journaling!