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ABOUT ME

Meryl Stryfe, at your service!

NOTE

(Unless it's about something Vash did)

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dedoink: (Grog 012)

voice; @GRAND POOBAH

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-20 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
If yer still offerin' to snoop on people that we gotta get gifts for, I, uh... I could use yer help.
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[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-20 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's the sound of rustling paper as Grog pulls out the note the owl left him. Sadly, he can't make his Oracle's voice read it aloud to him like he can with texts, so he'll have to try to sound it out himself. ]

It's, uh... G-Gal... Gallo...

[ A bit of a frustrated groan, and he gives up. ]

I dunno how to say it, so I'm just gonna tell you the letters.

G-A-L-O, T-H-Y-M-O-S.

I dunno who that is.
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[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-20 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! That's great news! Thanks a lot, Meryl.

Oh, and, uh... If anyone asks you to snoop on me, you can tell 'em I like ale.
dedoink: (Grog 06)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-20 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Actually, now that he thinks about it... ]

What sorta stuff do you like?

Yanno... Just in case anybody asks me what to get you.

[ Rolled a 3 on his Deception check... He's so good at this! ]
dedoink: (Grog S2 18)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-20 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah?? [ A brief clearing of the throat, and he tries again, less obviously enthusiastic this time. ]

I mean, oh. Yes. That would make sense, givin' that yer all journalistical and such.

[ A journalist is someone who writes in a journal, right? So it would make sense that Meryl would want one. ]
dedoink: (Grog 65)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-21 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Bye!

[ Aaaaand then he hangs up. Guess that conversation's over.


And then, a few days later, an oddly-shaped package haphazardly stuffed into a gift bag with some crumpled up tissue paper shows up outside Meryl's castle with a note in what looks like a child's handwriting reading: FOR MERREL, FRUM GROG. Inside the bag is some stationery supplies that Grog purchased at one of the shops in town, including a fuzzy journal for all her journalist-ing, and several clicky pens with funny-looking heads on top, that all write in colorful glitter ink. There's a little note card included (which Grog asked someone else to help him write) advising that all the supplies came highly recommended by the wizard who co-owns the shop, and that if Meryl ever needs more, she should go there and ask for Jimothy.

(He may have gotten Elias and his kookaburra familiar Jimothy confused.) ]
dedoink: (Grog O3 52)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
You like them?

[ Grog's voice is excited, like a puppy who's been told he's being a very good boy. ]

They oughta be good for writin', I tested the inks an' everything.
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[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cue Grog squinting at the tiny screen. ]

Ooh! What building is that?
dedoink: (Grog 151)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-30 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Publishing?

[ He knows what a "pub" is. But he's pretty sure the town's already got one of those, and he doesn't see what it has to do with stories. Apart from telling them over a few rounds of ale. ]

What's a newsletter?
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[personal profile] dedoink 2024-01-08 09:13 am (UTC)(link)
So, it's like a real short book? That sounds like my kinda readin'! Are there pictures, too?

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[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
NO SLEEVS ?
I KAN DO THAT
AND MY FRENS AR BAYKRS TO SO THAY KAN HELP ME MAYK A KAYK !
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[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, thank the gods... Writing is still so hard. Just talking is much easier. ]

No, if I forget, I can make my Oracle lady read it to me.

[ Text to speech is his friend... Though he may be under the impression that there's a magic lady who lives inside his Oracle who is reading his texts to him. ]
dedoink: (Grog O3 52)

[personal profile] dedoink 2023-12-24 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
You've already been a big help! I would'nt've known anything about the guy if you hadn't done your journaling!